5 Universities where female Students have Smelly Ekitones...Survey Carried Out



So our office accountant is a deranged man and this is after he took some university girl out, they first ate dinner somewhere and they hit Club Amnesia where they danced away to some Bebe Cool tunes. After that they went home as the girl attempted to thank him for the great company.

It was a solid plan until they got to undressing and that’s when everything went haywire. The smell emanating from her ekitone was enough to cause mass death in Uganda so my guy just settled to just sleeping, with blue balls that is.

Now today he’s totally grumpy and he’s looking to find out which other universities he should avoid. This is the advice the lads in the office had for him:



Makerere:
The lads told him to stay away from Makerere University girls especially Business school because they were the biggest casualties of this phenomenon. According to them these girls are always bonking everywhere and everyone. If she’s not bonking the lecturer for marks then she’s out bonking some city tycoon for pocket money.

KIU:
Girls in this institution are party animals and have little or no time to eat healthy or take good care of themselves. Her mind is always focused on where the next bottle will come from and very little attention is paid to taking yoghurt on a regular.

Kyambogo:
The lads in the office just said girls in this institution are just unhygienic. It has always been like that and nobody could explain why.

Mbarara University:
Mbarara is the prostitutes’ haven and guess who form part of this click? Mbarara University girls of course and in that regard do you expect their ekitone’s to smell good?

Gulu University:
We assume things don’t look so good down there because of the hot weather.



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